WELCOME ABOARD MATE'S:
Ye Now Be Amongst some Real Pirates, Privateers, Scallywags and Buccaneers!
This be a site for all ye who be looking for a Pirate to Hire for ye next event/Adventure. If this be ye wish, ye be in the
proper place ye be! For all who wish to be haven Real Pirates, here we be haven the well known Pirates as "CAPTAIN HAMMER"
and "CAPTAIN BLACK-BEARD"! So if ye be looking for some Menace and Mayhem to be ad-den to ye Event such as Grand
Openings, Corporate events, and even your wee ones Birthday Party's, So they can be having the Best PIRATE PARTY they
be After. Ye surly be looking in the proper place ye be! We be here in the Bakersfield and surrounding areas Say's I,
and traveling is not a problem with this crew! If ye need-en to be hiring Scalawag Pirates which have the experience ye be
look-en for and be needing at ye event, your at the right place Say's I. These Old Pirates even be haven there own prop's
to add that extra look to ye event. Ye might even says they be haven the Edge ye be after. These Old Pirates have Done the
real thing, Capt. HAMMER has Sailed aboard a real Pirate ship Blasting Cannons and playing with black powder pistols, and
is now a "crew member" of said ship, amongst being captain of his own sloop. They be haven everything ye event be
needing, thats for sure mate! You will surly be impressed, and maybe a little excited Says I, some says a little intimidated,
But I not be hear-en such things Says I, You will not be disappointed with these PIRATES and this site and services you will
be getting. these PIRATES know how to have fun and to be showing others to be haven fun as well, they be THE REAL THING MATES!
I BE LOOKEN FOR ME NEXT ADVENTURE, IS IT YE MATE???