WELCOME ABOARD MATE'S:
AHOY THAR, Ye Now Be Amongst some Real Pirates, Privateers,
Scallywags and Buccaneers! CAPT.HAMMER Be here for all ye who be looking for a Pirate to Hire for ye next
event/Adventure. If this be ye wish, ye be in the proper place! For all who wish to be haven a Real Pirate, here be
"CAPTAIN BLACK-BEARD"! So if ye be looking for some Menace and Mayhem to be adden to ye Event such as Grand
Openings, Corporate events, and even your wee ones Birthday Party's, So they can be having the Best PIRATE PARTY they
be After. Ye surly be in the proper place! We be here in the Bakersfield and surrounding areas Say's I, and traveling
is not a problem with this crew! If ye need-en to be hiring a Scalawag Pirate which have the experience ye be looken for and
be needing at ye event, your at the right place Say's I. These Old Pirates even be haven there own prop's to add that
extra look to ye event. Ye might even says they be haven the Edge ye be after. These Old Pirates have Done the real thing,
Capt. "HAMMER" (now knowen as) "BLACKBEARD" has Sailed aboard a real Pirate ship Blasting
Cannons and playing with black powder pistols, and is now a "crew member" of said ship, amongst being captain of
his own sloop. We be haven everything ye event be needing, thats for sure mate! You will surly be impressed, and maybe
a little excited Says I, Some say a little intimidated, But I not be believen such things Says I, You will
not be disappointed with our PIRATES, site and services.our PIRATES know how to have fun and to be showing others to
be haven fun as well, they be THE REAL THING MATES!
BLACKBEARD PREPARING FOR BATTLE!